I looked into my mirror,
And what did I see?
This ancient grey haired lady,
Gazing out at me,
“Hi what has happened to my mirror?
Is it under some spell?
Why is it showing that old lady?
Am I bewitched as well?
What has happened to my nice brown hair?
Where are my dimples so cute?”
Excuse me whilst I bin this wretched mirror
Before it makes me puke